Rugged but Right

I just called up to tell you that I'm rugged but right
A rambling woman, a gambling woman, drunk every night
I order porterhouse steak three times a day for my board
And that is more than any decent gal in town can afford!

I've got a big electric fan to keep me cool while I eat,
A tall and handsome man to keep me warm while I sleep,
I'm just a rambling woman, a gambling woman,
and boy am I tight,
I just called up to tell you that I'm rugged but right!
HO-HO-HO, rugged but right!

We may be brown-skinned lassies but what do we care,
We've got those well-built chassis & that take it or leave it air
We've got the hips that sank the ships in England, France & Peru, and if you're like Napoleon, then it's your waterloo

I'll take a fifteen minute intermission in your V-8,
I'd like to make it longer, but I've got a late date,
My motto has always been "Gone With The Wind",
So let's breeze it tonight,

I just called up to tell you that I'm rugged but right!
HO-HO-HO, rugged but right!